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Monday, December 5, 2011

Genesis 9: The Noahic Covenant.


Some of the modern-day descendants of Ham.  
Don't feel bad for them, their grandpa looked at Noah's dick.

The chapter first, uninterrupted, from the English Standard Version of the Bible.  

Sunday, December 4, 2011

Genesis 8: Finally Off That Goddamn Boat.





The world's first gay pride float.  Get it Noah!  You fierce, grrrl!

The chapter first, uninterrupted, from the English Standard Version of the Bible.  

Saturday, December 3, 2011

Genesis 7: More Flood Foolishness.





The chapter first, uninterrupted, from the English Standard Version of the Bible.  

Friday, December 2, 2011

Genesis 6: Noah's Ark & the Fallacy of the Flood.




The chapter first, uninterrupted, from the English Standard Version of the Bible.  

Thursday, December 1, 2011

Genesis 5: From Adam to Noah.





The chapter first, uninterrupted, from the English Standard Version of the Bible.  

Saturday, March 12, 2011

Genesis 4: Cain and Abel.


The chapter first, uninterrupted, from the English Standard Version of the Bible.  

Saturday, February 12, 2011

Genesis 3: The Fall.



As always, the chapter first, uninterrupted, from the English Standard Version of the Bible.

Saturday, February 5, 2011

Genesis 2: Man is Created.




First, as always, the chapter presented, unedited and in its entirety, straight from the English Standard Version of the Bible.


Sunday, January 30, 2011

Genesis 1: Genesis, Dude.



This is the first in a series of posts examining the Bible critically.  As I prefer a literal translation rather than the apologetics-laden contradiction-smoothing Biblical translations of modern American evangelicals, I have decided to use the English Standard Version as my Bible of choice, though I intend to occasionally pull details from other translations when and if it seems appropriate.

First I present the chapter in its entirety below.